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“The WhatEver Clock” and Whatever Watch
It’s stupid, but who cares? Whatever…
Basically, time sucks. It really does.
From the moment we wake up, the clock is bossing us around. Telling us when to go to work. When to eat. When to clock TV. And when to go into the bedroom and… well, whatever.
We don’t know how the clock was given so much godly power, but we’ve had enough of it. They say there’s a time and a place for everything. Well, now’s the time to put time in its place.
And a good place to start is with The Whatever Clock. This clock gives father time the kick in the pants he so justly deserves.
It looks like a traditional round metal clock that’s been shaken up in a blender. All of the numbers have tumbled down to the bottom of the clock, so they’re just a jumble of numerals. You’re still able to tell the time, but you’ll have to give it more thought than you’re accustomed to.
When someone asks you for the time, just point to your clock and let them figure it out for themselves.
So show time who’s boss and purchase a Whatever Clock. But don’t rush… You don’t have to buy it right this instant.
You’re in charge of time, not your clock. So buy it now, soon…. or whenever.
- Perfect for a home, business, shop, or for a gift (WHATEVER!).
- It measures 10″ in diameter.
- Black plastic frame with a plastic face cover.
- Requires 1 AA battery (not included). The battery is not included, but who cares.
You’ve conquered time. And when the battery runs out, you’ll replace it whenever you damn well please.
NOTE: This is so Stupid, it comes in Silver and Black Frame!
Click here to Silver Frame Clock
Click here to Black Frame Clock
Here’s a smaller version of the Whatever Clock that you can take along with you. Like its big brother, all the numbers on the watch face have fallen to the bottom of the watch. When someone asks you for the time, just point to your watch and let them figure it out for themselves.
The Whatever Watch features a black leather band, a brushed-steel finish, and includes a quality Japanese quartz movement.
*** When someone asks you for the time, just point to your watch and let them figure it out for themselves. ***
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